Mike 'Wardy' Ward

When not eating, taking a dump or drinking himself into
a jibbering mess, Ward can boast several golfing titles

Having attended a course of lessons for absolute beginners
at the start of 2006, Ward finally managed to be able to
hit the ball over 100yds and finish off some spectacular 4-shot
putts. As hideous as it sounds, Ward is actually always in the
favourites position come tournament time.

A new Set of £300 mizzuno clubs were needed to try and accelerate Mike's goal of scoring under 100 on a regular basis.
At this moment in time its safe to say they havn't done a bloody thing. Once the penny drops, he'll be a big danger again.

Addition and Subtraction is not one of Mikes strong points, be it either at scoring or conning money. you have been warned...